The UK Independence Party has won a national election for the first time, taking the most votes and seats in the European Parliament elections. Ukip gained ten new MEPs and finished taking 27.5 per cent of the vote and 23 MEPs (The Daily Telegraph)
Didn't you do well. You've really stuck it to the out-of-touch metro elite, those Berlaymont bureaucrats, their Westminster cronies and of course the left wing media. Purple may be your party colour but you're no shrinking violet, so I'm sure you'll take anything I've got to say on the chin. Approximately 4 million British voters were won over by your xenophobic scaremongering and appeals to provincial sovereignty. The political establishment of Britain is failing to win the argument and ill fares the land with a party like yours. Democratically, Ukip has spread through open door inflammation.
Among all the barbarian invaders there is one group that seems to bother Ukip no end. You know who I mean. On the first page of your manifesto you describe Romanians as a devious gang of fraudsters, rapists and murderers. “28,000 are held for crimes in London” it incorrectly claims. (The figure of 28,000 -or more accurately, 27,725- is for the number of arrests made over five years from 2008 to 2012, not the number of people. One shoplifter can be arrested and re-arrested dozens of times. The nationality of a criminal is a non-robust statistic based on how the person describes themselves when arrested hence the inclusion in police records of a number of countries that no longer exist -the Irish Free State, British Central Africa- or indeed have never existed e.g. Ruritania.) Even if we put aside your dodgy data the singling out of one group is at best mean spirited and at worst tantamount to racism. Contrary to your fears accession to full EU membership in January did not lead to the Romanian conquests of your high streets and neighbourhoods. Recent figures show that there are slightly fewer Romanians working in the UK in the first quarter of this year compared to the previous quarter. You are 33 times more likely to have a Ukip voter for a neighbour than a Romanian.
Rather than hurl insults I'd like to offer a solution to your “Romanian problem”. You probably don't watch films in foreign languages; you would rather sit down to watch The Great Escape where foreign accents are little more than comedic or menacing devices to set off Anglo-American heroism. I read that your favourite film is Zulu; why couldn't you have shocked us all and said Ma Nuit Chez Maud? If you did watch world cinema you might know some of the great films that have been coming out of Romania in the last ten years. This new wave of filmmaking has been lauded by broadsheet critics and rewarded at posh European festivals, but don't let this put you off. These films have a profound understanding of humanity and much to teach us, Ukip included. And it is because of this empathy that I'm reaching out and asking you to join me on a trip through new Romanian cinema. You might be disappointed at the lack of violence -at least not of the criminal gang kind- and if you are expecting a miserabilist survey of poverty and desperation you will be surprised to discover that the Romania of films like Tuesday After Christmas and Child's Pose has all the modern comforts and consumerist tendencies of Oxford Circus.
|The Happiest Girl in the World|
Isn't part of your appeal Nigel that you speak for downtrodden middle Englanders neglected by the Westminster elite. Romanian cinema has a lot to say about power: it's relative rather than absolute, possessing it requires that others are powerless. The Happiest Girl in the World is a darkly comic observation of the everyday forces that bully us into submission. It's about a girl, Delia, who wins a car in a competition organised by a softdrink company and, in order to claim her prize, has to star in an advert. First criticised for not being sufficiently photogenic (“she has a moustache!”) then obliged to act out her scene a torturous number of times for an increasingly irritable director, we begin to share in Delia's pain as each take she forces a smile, gulps down the sugary drink (“drink, drink, drink!”) and speaks of her complete and utter happiness. During the filming breaks Delia's father pressures her, through emotional manipulation, to let him sell the car and use the money to convert their house into a B&B.
The Happiest Girl in the World is set in a modern, trendy Bucharest, but in many ways it could be the dark days of communism. State propaganda may have turned into consumerist advertising but the feelings of the individual are still ignored. The Cristian Mungiu-produced Tales from the Golden Age is an omnibus compilation of satirical stories about life under Ceaușescu. Each composite chapter, concise and amusing as they are, knows how to speak truth to authoritarian power. My favourite segment, 'The Legend of the Air Sellers' is Bonnie and Clyde by way of Bill Forsyth. In it a pair of bored teenagers, Bughi and Crina, attempt to make a bit of cash through posing as water inspectors and asking unsuspecting residents to hand over a bottle of tap water for testing and then exchanging the bottles for a modest return. They deploy the fear of the unknown, invisible dangers lurking in our midst, backed by statistics and the façade of respectability. Sound familiar? Ambition ultimately gets the better of them as a plan to exhort a whole tower block of bottles through an air pollution hoax raises too many suspicions.
If Air Sellers is a warning about becoming a victim of one's success, 'The Legend of the Party
Activist' cautions us against dogma. Of course you don't do ideology do you? You claim to preach 'common sense', although as a privately educated, chauvinistic ex-banker you're neither common nor sensitive. In this segment the eponymous official takes to heart instructions from a party boss that the greatest threat to Romania is illiteracy. He heads off to a rural backwater to make enlightenment his mission. The village population tell him that, as nice as it would be to read, the need for electricity is of greater urgency, and besides they're too busy on their farms to attend classes. You'll probably laugh at the overzealous efforts of the party official, maybe his unimaginative dictates will remind you of those Brussels apparatchiks. But his talk of empowering local communities -whilst also lecturing them on what is good for them- reminds me of all your appeals to everything 'local'. The word appears 42 times in your 12-page manifesto and seems to be synonymous with democracy and empowerment. But if bad policy is when decisions are taken by the few without consulting the many why do you demand for Britain's exit of the EU when a majority of the public stand against this? You do not speak for Britain.
As for the party activist, he ends up being electrified by lightning, appropriately enough.
Your Britain, of empowered municipalities minus the wasteful executives and politically correct jobs, of grammar schools and bobbies on the beat, of low taxes and turbine-free parkland, will still have an NHS free at the point of use (although proof of Britishness may be required). But if you get rid of all those meddling managers and bureaucrats it will mean that doctors, already over-stretched and in short supply (the NHS is currently propped up by imports of foreign doctors, something that you would also presumably seek to curb), would have to shoulder the administrative burden. On that note, let me show you The Death of Mr Lazarescu. Cristi Puiu's stunning film, at times exasperating but always spot on in its commitment to the reality of its characters, tells of a lonely old man who gets sick and is ferried from hospital to hospital in search of treatment by a plain speaking but dedicated paramedic. Mr Lazarescu chose the wrong night to fall ill; Saturday is always busy and tonight there's been a bus accident. With packed out wards and little semblance of order -there's not a manager in sight- the medics that he encounters are not able to give Lazarescu the attention he requires.
What makes The Death of Mr Lazarescu an extraordinary film is its exploration of humanity. This complicates our response; rather than simply being a critique of the failure to provide adequate care to a dying man, the film finds a way to meditate on how we all, without necessarily meaning to, become cut off from empathy. In less subtle hands the doctors would have been either unfeeling and dismissive or sensitive and immediately discerning of the real problem with Mr Lazarescu. Puiu gives us neither. Take the first doctor to see Lazarescu; he is curt, on the grumpy side and responds to the sight of the hall outside his office thronged with patients requiring his attention with an unenthusiastic acceptance (as if to say, I'm really not paid enough for this). His attitude towards our suffering protagonist is seemingly dismissive- Mr Lazarescu should not have been drinking so much with his condition. “Doctor, my head hurts” says the supine patient, to which the doctor snidely remarks “Good, that means you've got one”. Yet when Lazarescu is out of earshot the doctor's tune subtly changes. He reveals to the paramedic that he is concerned for the old man and is sorry that, with the hospital inundated with bus accident patients, there's nothing he can do tonight. In light of this his earlier severe lecturing to Lazarescu takes on a new form of genuine care, mixed with the despair that hospitals are full of people like this. These subtle shifts in tone that reveal greater complexities of characters are not achieved through emotional close-ups or a sentimental soundtrack (the basic aesthetic tools of most hospital dramas). Stylistically Puiu's camera remains a neutral observer.
Worn out but committed to getting her patient seen, the stony heart of the film is the paramedic Mioara (played by the greatest of all Romanian actresses Luminita Gheorghiu). This reminds us that women are so often at the centre of Romanian cinema. Ukip, which doesn't have any female MEPs, isn't renown for its progressive attitudes towards women. Didn't your old comrade in charms Godfrey Bloom once say that no employer with a brain would hire a woman? And didn't you once brag about “so many women” you've knocked up over the years? If we are to believe your self-proclaimed virility then, as a father of three by two women, there are presumably other women that didn't follow through with furthering the Farage clan. I don't know to what degree you supported them, but it certainly doesn't strike me as something to joke about. You'd faint if you went through half of what the women of Cristian Mungiu films go through. This (male) director understands like few others the strength of empathy in women, a realm that, like Julia Kristeva's notion of semiotic expression, is an emotional field beyond language.
The face of Otilia in 4 Months, 3 weeks, 2 Days tells us everything. She has just arrived at a dinner party at her boyfriend's parent's house. They are all prominent types – cardiologists, professors- and the table is set with fancy food and foreign liquor, neither of which are especially common in the Romania of the 1980s (this is the very dark side to the tales of the golden age). What nobody knows is that she has just come from a dingy hotel room where she has been helping her friend abort a pregnancy in the company of a hired abortionist called Bebe (played with spine-tingling menace by Vlad Ivanov). Illegal abortions, common in Ceaușescu's Romania, were nonetheless extremely dangerous (at least 10,000 women died between 1966-1989) and Mungiu captures this event with grisly honesty. And thus the striking juxtaposition of the posh dinner table. For a nearly 10 minute, unedited shot we watch Otilia sit at the head of the table, wedged in between the Bucharest bourgeois and awkwardly attempting to fit in with their polite conversation. Just as with the depiction of a life-threatening abortion Mungiu's camera spares us no discomfort as he hones in on Otilia's distracted face as it tries to disguise her desperation with the appearance of social nervousness. Mungiu's style is naturalistic -no fancy sound editing or clever cuts- but the weight of Otilia's presence seems to partially mute the surrounding chatter. This may be a subtitle issue; I find it difficult in this scene to take in all the transcribed dialogue while sensing what's on Otilia's mind. Like her we're distracted, and things can't just return to as they were before.
|Cornelia in 'Child's Pose'|
Another great film of Romanian cinema, Calin Peter Netzer's Child's Pose, is about a woman in love. This is a powerful, unique piece; at once a story of the unequal, obsessive love of a mother for her son and a morality tale of inequalities in wealth and power that underline the fragile social structures of post-communist Romania. As the Captain says to Cool Hand Luke, what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Cornelia (Luminita Gheorghiu, once again luminous) is an affluent interior decorator, lives in a palatial home and socialises with the great and good of Bucharest high society. All, however, is not well with her only son Barbu, a spoilt man-child who spurns his mother's affection (but not her financial support). Cornelia keeps tabs on Barbu through her housekeeper, who also cleans the son's flat, taking note of everything from how he looks to what he's reading (“I've bought him Herta Müller and Pamuk!” she exclaims, showing how her maternal nurturing extends to a diet of Nobel laureates).
When Barbu runs over a child whilst speeding and faces a sentence of manslaughter Cornelia springs into action, mobilising as much as she can of her resources and social connections to ensure that her son avoids prison. What is most striking throughout the film is how the intensity of Cornelia's efforts to secure Barbu's freedom is matched by the son's increasing degree of disgust for his mother's sacrifices. That the source of Barbu's animosity is never revealed suggests that this filial revulsion stems from something suppressed and non-communicable; an Oedipal overcompensation perhaps?
For Cornelia, despite everything, Barbu remains the apple of her eye. The warped extent of the mother's fantasy is shown in an extraordinary scene when Cornelia visits the parents of the killed child. They are poor people but proud too and will not have their own son's life so easily bought off. Cornelia proceeds to beg for Barbu's life, describing how he is such a generous, sweet boy. Her mind seems locked onto a past Barbu (perhaps entirely fictitious), one who “had two years of figure skating lessons and a very beautiful body”, a boy who was all hers. She isn't really making sense to the bereaved parents, who can barely afford to send their children to school. Like so many characters in the film she is reacting to, rather than interacting with, others. The reactive handheld style camerawork makes this especially evident; the camera lingers on Cornelia's face before a delayed lurch round to capture the other speaking characters. Even the camera is failing to communicate.
The title of Netzer's film is derived from a restful yoga pose, a wonderfully ambiguous reference. Meditation is something that a lot of Romanian films are good at. You could use some meditative moments Nigel. All this hyperactive campaigning and rushing around from podium to pub, across the “length and breadth of the country”... what a contrast to the moments of stillness and contemplation that we find in many of the films I've mentioned. One of the most carefully composed of Romanian films is Tuesday, After Christmas. It tells the simple story of man who is a having an affair with his daughter's dentist. He loves this woman but he also feels comfortable with his family life. He knows that his enjoyment of these separate moments of his life, as father and husband and as lover, cannot be maintained forever. The film is full of single shot moments. Radu Muntean's minimalist style of long static takes contains his characters, usually no more than two per scene, in the framed cinespace of our movie screens. The opening scene of a couple lying naked on a bed, entirely content in each other's embrace, is the kind of moment you wished lasted forever. Later we have another moment -Paul is telling his wife that he has been having an affair- and Muntean's static style becomes almost unbearably claustrophobic. The uncertain line between being secure and being trapped is here as visually eloquent as it is thematic.
|Tuesday, After Christmas|
There are plenty of new Romanian masterpieces I've not mentioned: 12:08 East of Bucharest and Police, Adjective are wry, sharp comedies like the best of Ealing, Beyond the Hills re-writes the horror genre to try our brains as well as our nerves. I could go on but I know you're a busy man and have many undeclared expenses to whitewash. So I'll end with this. There are of course more important things to consider when doing politics than films and I don't expect the existence of great cinema to neutralise the concerns of the British public for immigration -from Romania and elsewhere- or disprove the existence of delinquency among some migrants. But what great cinema does do is involve us for 90 to 120 minutes in the lives of other people. The word itself comes from the Greek Kinima, movement; we are moved out of ourselves and sometimes, after the very best films, we are never quite the same. The films of new Romanian cinema that I have written about do exactly this. They resist the unsubtle yanking of heart-strings and tear-ducts that is stock in trade for most sentimental cinema and instead reach after something more real. It's one of the ironies of this medium that only the true masters of the art of creative manipulation can achieve such a state of sheer naturalism.
See these films and then write your scaremongering lies about Romanians. You'll find it's more difficult to tar with the same dirty brush the people of a nation once you have the faces of Mr Lazaescu and Otilia staring at you. Watching these films might also open your mind a bit, your heart a bit, your soul a bit. Ukip is of course entitled to stand up for parochial conservatism, as questionable as this ideology is, but the grinning smugness and Anglo-supremacist rhetoric has to go, whether or not you see these films. If it doesn't then let me give you a warning, via another of Mungiu's tales of the golden age, 'The Legend of the Official Visit'. Once upon a time there was a village that was preparing for a visit from Ceaușescu. Local party officials, keen to impress, spend vast amounts of money and time erecting a bombastic welcome display for the visiting delegation. The night before the big day all the officials, chuffed with their success, get pissed and ride together on the children's carousel. It suddenly dawns on the inebriated officials that there is no-one around to switch off the ride and help them down. The legend goes that they were still there, going round and round, when the presidential motorcade passed through the village. I hope you're enjoying the post-election ride Nigel. When the voting public sober up come 2015 you'll still be up there going round and round.
With un certain regard,
*as told by Gerard